30 September 2003 - 8:35 p.m.

You: I've been feeling really updawg lately.

Friend: What's updawg?

You: Nothin', dawg. What's up with you?

It may not be the next "Poker? I don't even know her," but it comes close to "That's no lady! That was my wife!"

What I'm wearing: Floral button-down, black shorts.

What I'm reading: Gus' heater.

What I'm doing after this: Dunno yet.