07 May 2005 - -
02 November 2004 - Wheee!
28 October 2004 - Inside of my fridge.
24 September 2004 - TV is Stupid.
20 September 2004 - "The only paperback writer who would drive a Buick is like, Tom Clancy." -Gus
16 September 2004 - FYIellini
14 September 2004 - Why I Should Have Gone to Med School.
13 September 2004 - Ho-making.
10 September 2004 - Carribean Caramel
07 September 2004 - Craftin' my ass off.
01 September 2004 - Yawning in the grocery line.
31 August 2004 - Sickness unto Fun.
26 August 2004 - Shoe money tonight!
25 August 2004 - Change your evil ways, Carlos.
23 August 2004 - It's probably just some hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
22 August 2004 - Fall Fashion Update.
18 August 2004 - This is so awesome!
16 August 2004 - "I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for."
13 August 2004 - Fuck you, mind! Fuck you, body!
09 August 2004 - I like surveys. They remind me of high school, which I actually enjoyed.
08 August 2004 - Pixtures!
22 July 2004 - M(r)s. P.
18 July 2004 - -
12 July 2004 - Toe rings.
01 July 2004 - Having and loving, givien and receiving.
28 June 2004 - Fat. It's what's for dinner.
24 June 2004 - "It's all the rage with the Frenchies."
23 June 2004 - Cats and dreams.
22 June 2004 - A Different Kind of AA.
20 June 2004 - Pimp My Crib
14 June 2004 - Hello, Internet.
26 May 2004 - Getting my shit together.
25 May 2004 - Hands off!
17 May 2004 - Ouch ouch ouch ouch.
14 May 2004 - God Bless Lilly Pulitzer
13 May 2004 - Graduation is teh suxx0rs.
06 May 2004 - Cinco de Mayo = Dia de Los Muertos?
03 May 2004 - Query
02 May 2004 - Maybe Desdemona will get to live next... TIME!
29 April 2004 - It's funny 'cause it's true!
29 April 2004 - Foggy Mountain VanHelsing.
29 April 2004 - And then, you have to find parking.
27 April 2004 - Dead Ringers and Dirty Dozens
26 April 2004 - Fed up with this soup.
26 April 2004 - Sniff.
22 April 2004 - COVERED IN PETS!
21 April 2004 - I can be the biggest bitch.
20 April 2004 - Fuck fuck fuck fuck grits.
19 April 2004 - Butt Theatre.
16 April 2004 - "Foosball is like a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
14 April 2004 - It's like a whole 'nother kind of liberal arts.
13 April 2004 - The Virtues of Selfishly Taking a Knife to Certain Texts.
11 April 2004 - official.cmu.marriage
08 April 2004 - CMU Loves Dick even more.
07 April 2004 - Your moment of zen:
02 April 2004 - Paper Effing Blues
01 April 2004 - Blah blah is the cruellest blah blah.
30 March 2004 - What's a hippie without her hip?
29 March 2004 - I Heart Dick.
22 March 2004 - I swear!
16 March 2004 - Go Fuck Yourself with Your Bare Bodkin.
13 March 2004 - Tostitos. I dunno. I'm just typing stuff.
02 March 2004 - "Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell."
01 March 2004 - Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?
29 February 2004 - I love thee more than words can wield the matter.
25 February 2004 - I can't believe I'm making out with Jimmy Valentine.
24 February 2004 - "This isn't good for my rage." - R. Gellar
24 February 2004 - Snow?
22 February 2004 - I'm talking to you, Raymond.
18 February 2004 - "She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up." P. Marlowe
17 February 2004 - Checkin' my e-mail, I hope it's from a fe-male.
16 February 2004 - Book overload, Westerns, and Chris Noth Play-by-Play
11 February 2004 - "Sure is a hard town to play a quiet game o' poker in." -H. Fonda as W. Earp
10 February 2004 - "I am not a Marxist." -K. Marx
05 February 2004 - Rosebud was nothing compared to this.
03 February 2004 - "Tell him to supply the prose poems, and I'll supply the war."
02 February 2004 - A really, really, REALLY mysterious rendez-vous.
30 January 2004 - I got mortgages on homes, I got stiffness in the bones...
26 January 2004 - Your Awards Show of Shows
22 January 2004 - She gave herself to the great god Speed and tried to run away from the fires within her!
20 January 2004 - The Postman Always Sends Two Copies
16 January 2004 - Little comfort in the wise.
14 January 2004 - Gangsterstein
13 January 2004 - Friends, but not the David Schwimmer kind.
07 January 2004 - Bridezilla Meets the Guest List
04 January 2004 - I'm not dead or anything...
25 December 2003 - Hope yr momma gets her shopping done.
22 December 2003 - Merry Chrisnoth
21 December 2003 - No Springsteen is leaving this house!
21 December 2003 - Bling Bling
17 December 2003 - If you had to choose...
17 December 2003 - George Burns
10 December 2003 - Seems like old times.
10 December 2003 - My wrists are numb, but it's okay.
09 December 2003 - ...and the ship sails on...
09 December 2003 - Sorry, Jimbo.
09 December 2003 - Aaaaaaaaaahghghgggggggggghhh.....
09 December 2003 - "And that's when the badness and the trouble start."
05 December 2003 - Workin' for the weekend.
04 December 2003 - Modern Love?
02 December 2003 - Fever-Chill
01 December 2003 - VIP Freely
30 November 2003 - Back and Lazier than Ever (if Lazier is a Word.)
26 November 2003 - Pretzels, jellybeans, popccorn and toast.
25 November 2003 - Victory tastes like martinis without olives.
25 November 2003 - Somebody, like, kick my shin.
24 November 2003 - Guestbook to the Future
20 November 2003 - The Fourth Largest City in America.
19 November 2003 - Reverend Gabe Kaplan
19 November 2003 - -
18 November 2003 - This is so awesome
14 November 2003 - "She's too international."
12 November 2003 - Jerry Orbach's Modern Dance Company
12 November 2003 - For real, though.
11 November 2003 - The Joys of Gift Registries.
07 November 2003 - "You know how chicks dig Woody Allen?"
06 November 2003 - Wrong on so many levels.
05 November 2003 - How now, brown owl?
03 November 2003 - Texas Hold'em is not in the Kama Sutra.
02 November 2003 - Party on, Wayne.
02 November 2003 - Party on, Wayne.
01 November 2003 - Alone, bad! Friend, good!
31 October 2003 - A whole 'nother kind of bride.
29 October 2003 - Anyone have a Hawaiian shirt I can borrow?
28 October 2003 - Coifs of infamy.
27 October 2003 - The Mix Tape, Revisited
22 October 2003 - "Make me change my life." - Cabiria
20 October 2003 - "The city planner, the scanner, the guy who wrote Dune..."
16 October 2003 - The five-paragraph essay: an oldie, but apparently a goodie.
15 October 2003 - Vacation, lalala get away!
13 October 2003 - Memo
08 October 2003 - Attack of the 5'0" Woman
05 October 2003 - Everything is better with Kang!
02 October 2003 - The Kang Factor
01 October 2003 - "Let's hear you call Karloff a cocksucker."
30 September 2003 - Try this at home!
25 September 2003 - "Promise not to wake me till it's morning and it's all been true."
24 September 2003 - "I sit in my chair..."
24 September 2003 - "Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about."
22 September 2003 - I want Tony Shaloub to beat Ray Romano at everything.
21 September 2003 - Stockard Channing should sing more.
17 September 2003 - DuMauri-esqui and a Gabe Kaplan/John Welles Production
16 September 2003 - "That's why you hate Mrs. Kotter! You're JEALOUS!"
10 September 2003 - Notes on a Balinese Cockfight
05 September 2003 - Conquer this uncharted dungeon?
04 September 2003 - Hangin' wit' the re-ish listenin', NPR callin', gauche hubbies.
03 September 2003 - "Drink every time the girl in the Indie rock glasses says 'discourse.'"
29 August 2003 - "Compared to Lacan, this is a cakewalk."
25 August 2003 - Kawaii 5-0
24 August 2003 - The Big Question, Revisited
21 August 2003 - The Return of Aitch.
19 August 2003 - I can write dialogue in my sleep!
18 August 2003 - Riding the delicate health bus to unmemorable virtue.
09 August 2003 - Blah....
01 August 2003 - In case you were wondering...
25 July 2003 - "It's not about cute, Mom. It's about power."
18 July 2003 - I'm hungry.
14 July 2003 - Why My Taste Aches
11 July 2003 - Ta-da!
07 July 2003 - This weekend: A Summary
19 June 2003 - We belong to the thunder.
17 June 2003 - BP
16 June 2003 - Two by two
06 June 2003 - The sun's coming up.
04 June 2003 - "I really am that shallow."
03 June 2003 - "Does it have a wild finish?"
02 June 2003 - Flames! On the side of my face!
01 June 2003 - Neurotica
29 May 2003 - "Is she British? Or just affected?"
28 May 2003 - Entreaty
27 May 2003 - Sex and the 'Noke
26 May 2003 - Sailing to Whatthefuckium
26 May 2003 - Conde Nast stole my rent money
25 May 2003 - Chicken Lady
24 May 2003 - Pardon my sap.
22 May 2003 - "That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig."
21 May 2003 - "Sex is afoot."
20 May 2003 - If I had a hammer, I'd do some home improvements.
20 May 2003 - They don't call it a job for nothing.
18 May 2003 - According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival.
17 May 2003 - "Let's get ready to look SO GOOD!"
15 May 2003 - "Did you have the special?" "Far from it."
14 May 2003 - "Naked Baby's got a naked butt!"
13 May 2003 - "The world turns around Mambo."
12 May 2003 - Buxom fun
11 May 2003 - Goudy Old Style!
10 May 2003 - "Jennifer, this is really heavy."
09 May 2003 - Fuck diligence.
08 May 2003 - To Stan and all my other fans
06 May 2003 - "Analysis is just a Texas two-step."
06 May 2003 - "We all know fiction is made up. 'A man walks into a room.' That's a lie."
04 May 2003 - And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew...
04 May 2003 - "There are so many things that aren't okay, and never will be."
30 April 2003 - "You're only burning a torch you cna lose, but you're on the right track to learning the blues."
29 April 2003 - Ultimate Dance Groove XVIIICXM
28 April 2003 - "Bad cock!"
27 April 2003 - "I think I had a dream about Peter Lorre."
26 April 2003 - Cat dishes and julep cups
24 April 2003 - Problem Cat
24 April 2003 - But the copy machine doesn't like Dick.
23 April 2003 - "She will be mine. Oh, yes. She will be mine."
21 April 2003 - Fields are for baseball, yo.
20 April 2003 - That obscure object of desire, which is not so much obscure as it is CONFOTI!
19 April 2003 - Super Saver Shipping = The Wages of Sin
18 April 2003 - Isn't it ironic that everyone hates that alanis Morisette song, but still quotes it anyway?
17 April 2003 - What are people saying?
17 April 2003 - Pardon me, I am rhapsodizing on the beauty of existence. I may be a moment.
15 April 2003 - Cluck.
15 April 2003 - Sleep and dead boyfriends.
14 April 2003 - Who do I have to sleep with to get a little sleep around here?
13 April 2003 - This is a tribute to the best weekend in the world.
10 April 2003 - "I know there's such thing as a pea hen. What about a pea turkey?"
10 April 2003 - "People Don't Know How to Laugh Anymore."
08 April 2003 - "How do I get her to strike a pose?"
07 April 2003 - Baby, let's play house.
06 April 2003 - An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
05 April 2003 - "They're coming to get you, Barbra."
04 April 2003 - You can major in giving me a dollar!
03 April 2003 - "She's too talented, too beautiful, too sophiticated, too everything but what I want."
03 April 2003 - "What the hell is the purpose and/or advantage of a pistol that is also a bulldog?"
01 April 2003 - Hollins puts the "alge" in Nalgene.
01 April 2003 - "People eat them for the butter, but I like to observe them for the little wiggly things on their heads."
30 March 2003 - whpprevas.diaryland.com
29 March 2003 - "Eventually, nervousness is always overcome by pissed-offness."
21 March 2003 - "Bet we'll hear some Journey."
20 March 2003 - "I wouldn't give this to an actual lover. But that's just advice."
19 March 2003 - Hand it over, Chankla.
17 March 2003 - Signior Fellini, why must you make your movies so damn long?
16 March 2003 - Titles are the only thing I can do.
16 March 2003 - "Your physical appearance is only one of your arts."
14 March 2003 - I reckon you think you been redeemed.
13 March 2003 - Let's not bring up all that muck.
11 March 2003 - I Walked with an Annoying Writer
09 March 2003 - The Jenniors Revisits the Summer of Dave
08 March 2003 - The B.A. and the Bobbysoxer, like Norman and Mrs. Bates, are the same person.
07 March 2003 - D-land, don't fail me now!
06 March 2003 - "What makes you always feel so blue? What makes you act the way you do?"
06 March 2003 - "He's a real gentleman when you're around. That's good. You'll get published."
04 March 2003 - "Have either one of you gone mad?"
03 March 2003 - "Who is the sun's mother?"
26 February 2003 - "Can you say she had a pet radio?"
25 February 2003 - How I spent my dinner...
24 February 2003 - "Get high with a little help from..."
23 February 2003 - Just call me a crazy cracker.
21 February 2003 - Fuckety fuck.
18 February 2003 - Monkey shines and tomfoolery!
17 February 2003 - Letting it snow.
16 February 2003 - My Hungry Valentine
14 February 2003 - "They call you 'the Watchdog.'"
13 February 2003 - Partying like a pop star
13 February 2003 - Io sono la Bambola Apassionata
13 February 2003 - Why do I need to go to church when there is workshop
11 February 2003 - "No, I never sore them at all, thill there was you..."
09 February 2003 - Everything I need to know in life, I learned from songs that Elvis sang with Ann-Margaret
08 February 2003 - CAKE!
06 February 2003 - Turkey in the (last) straw
04 February 2003 - Are you ready to rumble? Or ready to crumble?
03 February 2003 - Cut this sequal crap or it's ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos!
02 February 2003 - I have measured out my life with eagle eyes.
30 January 2003 - In which I stoop to using "RAWK," because I am too lazy to actually finish anything.
19 January 2003 - No offense, Phoebe Cates
18 January 2003 - Don't wanna be no uptown fool
17 January 2003 - Glonus history and cultual.
13 January 2003 - Diary rings, sickness, and the rude wedding coordinator at Phipps.
11 January 2003 - The Good, the Bad, and the last third of a completely overused title
21 December 2002 - -
19 December 2002 - I look like a monkey, and I smell like one too.
16 December 2002 - Call me irresponsible...
13 December 2002 - Making that "EEEEEEE" sound.
12 December 2002 - No work left to do, gotta catch up on my griping.
11 December 2002 - After Finals
10 December 2002 - Simone Simone has changed some of my feelings toward the French.
09 December 2002 - "Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it..."
08 December 2002 - "It's not that I don't believe everything you say...
08 December 2002 - What do these things have in common?
07 December 2002 - To Val, with love.
06 December 2002 - If he weren't, more or less, the boss of me...
05 December 2002 - "My homework was never quite like this."
05 December 2002 - Because I'm in the bedroom already, but don't really care for the ballet much...
03 December 2002 - Bedtime fun!
03 December 2002 - I'm $.33 a package, bay-bay!
03 December 2002 - Sausage Party!
01 December 2002 - My first naked entry!
30 November 2002 - Ye olde fupid entrie.
29 November 2002 - Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
21 November 2002 - Dreaming of Zen Gardens and Zombies
19 November 2002 - "I think of all the education that I missed..."
18 November 2002 - The Passion of St. Jenn
17 November 2002 - Correction and Mixes
17 November 2002 - More McKellan Love
16 November 2002 - If I can't have you when I'm waking...
15 November 2002 - "Reading his stuff, I felt like the Beach Boys listening to Sargeant Pepper's."
14 November 2002 - The Tyrrany of Cleverness
14 November 2002 - After Don Ho's
12 November 2002 - Happy Birthday Hatbox, It came from the silver screen, and T's not dead, hooray!
10 November 2002 - I'm thinking of calling my thesis "The 360-Degree Kiss." For real.
09 November 2002 - "In the middle of the night, I call your name..."
08 November 2002 - Fair is foul and foul is oddly sexy.
07 November 2002 - "I'm too preoccupied with my exciting life to worry about how my ass looks."
05 November 2002 - In which I am amazed to find I have actually gotten shit done.
04 November 2002 - My first dedication!
03 November 2002 - Not so mean entry.
31 October 2002 - Mean entry.
29 October 2002 - "And also his countryman Roman Polanski"
28 October 2002 - Mrow II
28 October 2002 - Mrow.
27 October 2002 - Gone to a more congenial spot
26 October 2002 - Mr. and Mrs. dandtpellecchia cordially request to rock you like a hurricane at the marriage uniting jpellecchia and kprevas...
25 October 2002 - "Did I hear happiness in here?"
24 October 2002 - "He knows who you are, and that you want to go for your PhD..."
23 October 2002 - What Tinsel isn't telling you.
22 October 2002 - Aaaaaaaaaaaaack!
22 October 2002 - You might as well know what I did all morning...
21 October 2002 - Good golly, Svengali.
20 October 2002 - ess-eye-gee-aitch
19 October 2002 - "No time to wallow in the mire..."
18 October 2002 - Illin' and chillin'.
18 October 2002 - Continuing to Cher the love...
17 October 2002 - I simply remember Mel Brooks/Anne Bancroft, and then I don't feel so bad.
17 October 2002 - "We all need our muses. Sorry."
15 October 2002 - Art is love and love is art, except when it isn't.
15 October 2002 - Party people in the hizzouse?
14 October 2002 - Chapter two.
13 October 2002 - Damn you, Alexander Graham Bell.
12 October 2002 - Prone to Pooting
10 October 2002 - Gotta make this quick...
08 October 2002 - A new, outdoorsy priority and a joke that never gets old.
07 October 2002 - Film class is a girl's best friend.
06 October 2002 - Sadness, and spelling out letters of the alphabet.
05 October 2002 - !
04 October 2002 - "No way is favoristic a word." -Toby Zee
03 October 2002 - The list of people who are impressed by you is shorter than you think.
02 October 2002 - Proof that surrealism is everywhere.
01 October 2002 - This is your education. This is your education on the Sims. Any questions?
30 September 2002 - Two compliments! And a little bit of other stuff.
29 September 2002 - Fitting Out in Southern Virginia
28 September 2002 - In a rare moment of lucidity...
27 September 2002 - Carrying around another man' urine...
27 September 2002 - Stop touching my arm.
25 September 2002 - Not my real entry for today, but absolutely necessary to post...
25 September 2002 - "I think your reading is legitimate, despite my obvious scorn."
24 September 2002 - The Curse of the Free Salad.
23 September 2002 - Jerry Orbach's Posse
21 September 2002 - Why I hate writing.
21 September 2002 - I enjoy being a girl, Todd enjoys product design, God's in his heaven, and all is right with the world.
19 September 2002 - Cole Porter would be proud. I am actually out on a quiet spree, fighting vainly the old ennui.
18 September 2002 - "DO NOT BE INFLUENCED BY JAMES JOYCE!!" -Aitch
17 September 2002 - "It's the kind of house you'd like to wake up in on Christmas morning."
17 September 2002 - "I like this kind-a, hot kind-a music!"
16 September 2002 - Ayudame.
15 September 2002 - These days are somebody else's, it seems.
09 September 2002 - "Supernatural, perhaps. Baloney, perhaps not."
05 September 2002 - Plasmaddict Adjustible Bed
04 September 2002 - Let the quizzin' begin!
02 September 2002 - Last night, when I put out the light...
31 August 2002 - Finding the Tome
28 August 2002 - The Tina Factor
27 August 2002 - A day of mid-century fashion, and other things.
23 August 2002 - Hi again.
22 August 2002 - Hi.
17 August 2002 - You know you're at a geeky party when...
15 August 2002 - How could I leave this behind?
14 August 2002 - In case you were wondering...
13 August 2002 - Is there life after ethernet?
10 August 2002 - QuandaryLand
09 August 2002 - Baby, you can drive my car, cos I really don't want to.
07 August 2002 - Unhappy ending?
06 August 2002 - Gozilla v. Hello Kitty
05 August 2002 - Damn you, Microsoft sexy red-light mouse thing!
3 August 2002 - A day of "lasts."
2 August 2002 - Hanging out and waiting for this dumb day to improve.
31 July 2002 - I'm the human interest.
30 July 2002 - Something I should have commented on already.
30 July 2002 - This is the kind of entry I write when I have a cold.
25 July 2002 - One more thing...
25 July 2002 - I am a cliche!
24 July 2002 - Urinecamp: The Musical
23 July 2002 - The home according to finchley.
21 July 2002 - What do YOU think?
19 July 2002 - Excuses, excuses
17 July 2002 - Robert Redford is to blame.
16 July 2002 - Ask the pith-wise old owl why I'm so terse, why dontcha?
14 July 2002 - "Last week, I helped my friend stay put. I just went over there and made sure he did not start loading shit into a truck. And then we had pizza and beer."
13 July 2002 - "A doll is a necessity."
10 July 2002 - The Missing Reproductive Insults
10 July 2002 - This is going to get me in so much trouble, but....
9 July 2002 - Two days down, three more to go.
8 July 2002 - My Big Fat Greek Dinner
8 JUly 2002 - I want fondue really bad.
7 July 2002 - Punk-rock Kitty
6 July 2002 - Do you see a pattern developing?
5 July 2002 - Rings you don't need a Gold Membership to design.
3 July 2002 - Listen up!
2 July 2002 - Sunday, Monday, or Always
1 July 2002 - Where have I been?
28 June 2002 - IN which my forgetful side rears its ugly head.
27 June 2002 - Too cool for school.
27 June 2002 - Too cool for school.
27 June 2002 - Ho-o-o!
25 June 2002 - On my abundance of incredibly useless shit.
25 June 2002 - Wet and Naked.
24 June 2002 - I'm living the writing life, and I'm serious this time.
22 June 2002 - They TP'ed me.
21 June 2002 - T-shirts, doctors, and people who play cops and lawyers on TV.
19 June 2002 - Adventures in bibliophilia.
18 June 2002 - Cats and bitching.
15 June 2002 - Upon deleting my third drunken entry.
13 JUne 2002 - Ch-ch-ch-ch-changing, or writing and thinking about getting dressed, with apologies to Mr. Bowie.
12 June 2002 - On poetry. No, really, it is.
11 June 2002 - It's a freaking McWedFest these days.
10 June 2002 - Well, I suppose you all should know...
06 June 2002 - And...
5 June 2002 - She works hard for the stickers (well, one can hope....)
4 June 2002 - Questions and Answers
02 June 2002 - I very rarely complain about being in Pittsburgh, but...
31 May 2002 - Everybody's Porking for the Weekend
30 May 2002 - Why spend hundred on generic white tile when you can spend thousands on THE SAME WHITE TILE?
29 May 2002 - I had a title in mind, but Hatbox came and kicked the crap out of me before I got a chance to type it, and now I've forgotten it. Furthermore, I hope I don't get cat scratch fever, because I hate Ted Nugent.
29 May 2002 - Real quick...
28 May 2002 - No, really, they're cool.
28 May 2002 - Doing what everyone else without a job does for money (no, not being a whore.)
26 May 2002 - "You want to go home and rethink your life."
25 March 2002 - When you get right down to it, I think I just want a plaid robe.
24 May 2002 - Pale dreams and salad cravings
23 May 2002 - Feeling like crap, and writing about it.
22 May 2002 - Big (Library) Brother is Watching
22 May 2002 - "Does my little pudding feel a pang?"
20 May 2002 - Poverty and circumstance.
17 May 2002 - Student Loans rhymes with Prudent Combs.
16 May 2002 - Apologies to non -West Wing fans: my new phrase is "like a Sam Seaborn-sized hole in the wall."
15 May 2002 - Let the record show...
13 May 2002 - Working my ass off on the eve of unemployment.
11 May 2002 - I just went to a cocktail party!
09 May 2002 - My Two Husbands
8 May 2002 - I have a new challenge.
7 May 2002 - "Mike's only chance to become a really fine writer is to get fired."
7 May 2002 - "Will you still love me when I'm in my 'hanging out with Ravi Shankar' phase?"
4 May 2002 - Um...
4 May 2002 - my second drunken entry
3 May 2002 - Pottery Barn is bad for my image.
1 May 2002 - What a day this has been.
01 May 2002 - And then our herione wakes up in the middle of the night...
30 April 2002 - What's with today today?
29 April 2002 - I went to Aitch's!
28 April 2002 - FINE!!! I ADMIT IT!!!
28 April 2002 - "That's Miss Goddess to you."
25 April 2002 - You guys...
23 April 2002 - Down the tragic path to mullet-ville.
22 April 2002 - She who is immature must take the stairs.
20 April 2002 - Two of my favorite things...
19 April 2002 - My netwrok is down... AGAIN!
17 April 2002 - Ahem...
16 April 2002 - Putting the "oo" in the Tandoori....
15 April 2002 - Check it out.
14 April 2002 - Ho hum.
13 April 2002 - I'm hungover.
12 April 2002 - "So, what you're saying is you want some steak with all that sizzle?"
10 April 2002 - These old men can stop cracking my shit up any time now.
9 April 2002 - Buses and Balibuster: Alliteration at its finest
08 April 2002 - Quilting and Carnage.
7 April 2002 - Big Brother is Sniffing
05 April 2002 - When I Sleep, I'm such an effing sage.
04 April 2002 - A Big Ol' Southern Sigh.
02 April 2002 - The world's leading expert on....?
28 March 2002 - Fair Warning
26 March 2002 - My underwear and high-level administrators: like bacon and eggs, those.
25 March 2002 - Ring around the lesbians.
21 March 2002 - Poop. The other white meat.
20 March 2002 - Plizznaid Power
19 March 2002 - My new pet and if you are the oldest, let me know.
18 March 2002 - Methinks I smell...
16 March 2002 - In which the tables are turned in a big way
14 March 2002 - In which Jenn weighs the pros and cons of partying with her profs.
13 March 2002 - Three or four things:
12 March 2002 - And the worst part is, I never learned to read!
11 March 2002 - Guess what?
6 March 2002 - A conversation I feel kind of bad about.
05 March 2002 - I finally found a drink sweeter than me.
04 March 2002 - It's not you, Proffie McHotHot, it's me...
03 March 2002 - Bea Arthur Makes the Scene
01 March 2002 - Homer Laughlin is my bitch, Part 2
27 February 2002 - Homer Laughlin is my bitch!
26 February 2002 - Io sono una bella attrice e scrittrice!!
25 February 2002 - What's Bigger: My Ego or My Fear of Public Speaking?
24 February 2002 - I Got the Chartruese Relish Dish Vortex Blues
23 February 2002 - Bow down to me...
22 February 2002 - Don't Drink the Tequila
22 February 2002 - Anyone have a free hour?
20 February 2002 - Top 3 Reasons I Should Not Be Allowed into Target
20 February 2002 - "It's whatever Veta wants, Doctor" and my mistress' eyes are nothing like a zebra, but mine are close.
19 February 2002 - "Have I a heart that acts like a heart?
18 February 2002 - Me and the boys I got to kiss.
18 February 2002 - I'm going to have an affair.
17 February 2002 - "When I get near you, the games begin to drag me down."
15 February 2002 - "I'm strictly a female FEEE-male!"
15 February 2002 - IAMINHARVEY!
12 February 2002 - "I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer."
11 February 2002 - "Do you wanna see me crawl across the floor to you? Do you wanna hear me beg you to take me back?"
9 February 2002 - Richard Dreyfuss is probably getting pissed off as we speak.
8 February 2002 - Welcome to Knowledge Town, Pretzelvania
7 February 2002 - This Richard Dreyfuss Situation
6 February 2002 - Wal-Mart: Coming to a town or uterus near you
05 February 2002 - In which Jenn entitles her entry, "The Tide is High," just because she can.
4 February 2002 - Invisi-BLT
04 February 2002 - Verizon can suck. my. ass.
3 February 2002 - Viva Las Punxy!
1 February 2002 - Cobblestone Desert
01 February 2002 - WOOHOO! WOOHOO! WOO-OOO-OOO-OOO HOOOO!
31 January 2002 - The importance of not being a big arrogant idiot, or Mickey Rooney, for that matter.
30 January 2002 - In which my application receives a celebrity endorsement and I play 3 degrees from Martin Scorsese.
30 January 2002 - Ha.
28 January 2002 - Third time had better effing be a charm, bub!
27 January 2002 - My rings!
27 January 2002 - Friends, football, frivolity.
26 January 2002 - You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
24 January 2002 - It's like a papal dispensation, except sexy.
23 January 2002 - Jenn, 1; Test, 1
22 January 2002 - Where has al the ho-trash gone?
19 January 2002 - All the actors love me. Oh yes.
18 January 2002 - In which Gus and Jenn meet a fellow Diarylander
17 January 2002 - She blinded me with corn.
16 January 2002 - Gosford Park is a good movie....
15 January 2002 - Porn and fanfiction: just your typical internet free-for-all
14 January 2002 - First day of... beard?
13 January 2002 - What's going on other than Hatbox being curled up in a cute ball.
10 January 2002 - Way too much NBC.
09 January 2002 - Welcome to Ty Pennington Central
08 January 2002 - SOS = Same Old Sarcasm (and Crafts)
06 January 2002 - I was a DiaryLand dilettante.
29 December 2001 - WOO HOO!!!
17 December 2001 - My last day of school saga!!
14 December 2001 - "Over at the Frankenstein place!"
10 September 2001 - A note on my drunkenness, I am Hermione, and Hatbox needs a Daddy
8 December 2001 - My first frunken entry
7 December 2001 - With 12 days to my birtday, my dear boss gave to me...
6 December 2001 - All the ways in which I am being a procrasshole tonight!
5 December 2001 - Love questions, please advise.
4 December 2001 - Guess what???
4 December 2001 - Yes, this man is for real.
2 December 2001 - Drinking game masochism!!
1 Decmber 2001 - Terminal illness and non-terminal degrees.
28 November 2001 - Addendum to like, 2 entries ago.
26 November 2001 - Just a pair of your typical Thanksgiving-type revelations.
06 February 2040 - Top Ten Songs I Want to Use in a Movie Some Day
18 November 2001 - Was Swingtime always this good?
16 November 2001 - I don't know how I can hold my head up under this tremendous weight.
15 November 2001 - Wishing I hadn't made fun of "The Hunger Artist," and that I wasn't such a (theoretical) slut. (Because I'm not a slut in practice.)
13 November 2001 - Lots of ass-related content. Sorry.
11 November 2001 - Adventures in babysitting.
10 November 2001 - Sunday's on the phone to Monday. Tuesday's on the phone to his Girl Friday
8 November 2001 - Crap entry, don't bother
6 November 2001 - I die, Horatio - and just as I was developing a good work ethic!
5 November 2001 - Swear not by the moon...
5 November - Glands and Pericles
1 November 2001 - Not my real entry.
1 November 2001 - It's an Emeril day.
31 October 2001 - Pain in the ass, thy name is Hatbox, and what a piece of work is Gus.
30 October 2001 - A prof by any other name would smell as sweet.
29 October 2001 - I know a hawk from Saran wrap.
28 October 2001 - Guess what?
26 October 2001 - It's gonna be a bone-chilling Halloween... again.
25 October 2001 - More Dreams and Gus Meets Prof. McHotHot
24 October 2001 - Damn, I hope this doesn't mean I love my prof.
23 October 2001 - Less than 12 hours now...
22 October 2001 - Area Petowner "Totally Stoked" about Lack of Cat Shit on Floor
19 October 2001 - I'm going to dispense with the Shakespeare because something important happened (for once).
17 October 2001 - O what a choad and peasant slave am I.
16 October, 2001 - Strange bedfellows, and how!
11 October 2001 - I am so special.
10 October 2001 - Doin' the happy dance and making pie.
08 October 2001 - Workaholism, Moviestardom, and The Socialists need a proofreader.
03 October 2001 - My first Google hit and beware of Al.
2 October 2001 - But I remember a lot from when I didn't read it the first time!
30 September 2001 - I am so dumb.
29 September 2001 - Yay!
28 September 2001 - Tomato soup and unemployment.
26 September 2001 - 100% Pith-free!
25 September 2001 - Sweet lord, what a fucking awful day it's been!
24 September 2001 - Try as I might, I probably will fail to amuse you with this entry.
23 September 2001 - Magnet Madness
19 September 2001 - Kick-ass chicks, ass acting, and the requisite cat update.
17 September 2001 - Hello Hippie
14 September 2001 - Some tired observations
13 September 2001 - "You gotta laugh, folks."
12 September 2001 - Dealin'
11 September 2001 - Why?
10 September 2001 - Just talkin' 'bout Jenn.
9 September 2001 - Had it been a comprehensible movie, I might have known how Barton Fink feels.
- Ass concern.
07 September 2001 - I am Geekgirl. Hear me wheeze.
06 September 2001 - ...and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
04 September 2001 - Something tells me this wasn't in the soundtrack to the original motion picture...
02 September 2001 - "Wait'll you see THAT chicken dance!"
30 August 2001 - Welcome, freshmen!
30 August 2001 - Triumphant Return of My Slacker Ass to Diaryland
26 August 2001 - A long diary entry is in your future. Lucky Numbers: 12, 30, 26, 8, 01
25 August 2001 - Class, the word for today is yuck.
24 August 2001 - The Bat in the Hat by Dr. Jeuss
2001-08-23 - Thoughts on post-bat celebrity and cleaning
2001-08-22 - bats, Tony Danza, and trying not to feel dirty.
2001-08-21 - I Believe in Honesty in a Relationship.
2001-08-20 - Science Fiction Double Feature: "Furniture Re-Arrangers from Martha's Vineyard" and "They Invaded Warner Hall"
2001-08-17 - Love hurts. Much like my hand.
2001-08-16 - Justifyin' my love (for Gus, wine coolers, and trash tv)
2001-08-15 - Spooky!
2001-08-15 - Celebrity news I don't care about for today.
2001-08-14 - "Take three drinks if someone from "Empty Nest" shows up.
2001-08-13 - Golden Slumbers
2001-08-11 - Arbor Misty Mountain Hop
2001-08-10 - To cool for school...
2001-08-10 - Penne for your thoughts.
2001-08-09 - Who's that bunch of hospitality?
2001-08-08 - Irony, dreams, and advice: a full day for the Jennster!
2001-08-07 - Live tadpoles enclosed
2001-08-06 - Parties, brides, and royalty
2001-08-03 - Have YOU ever seen shit hit a fan? Didn't think so.
2001-08-02 - Pink-collar craftiness
2001-08-01 - Why I can't be an advice columnist...
2001-07-31 - Single? Read this...
2001-07-30 - Domestastic!
2001-07-20 - The Jennoirs FAQ
2001-07-19 - William Williams bo billiams...
2001-07-18 - copy machine blues
2001-07-17 - Abandon all hope, ye who subsribe to Jewish Bride
2001-07-16 - Monday, Monday
2001-07-13 - grande dame of common sense my ass!
2001-07-13 - rings
2001-07-13 - I'm only sleeping, take one
2001-07-12 - SCORE!
2001-07-11 - Birthday buying and what's up with Wednesday?
2001-07-05 - Beware of Penny Hatpin
2001-07-03 - Damn the Man
2001-07-03 - inefficiency and wine
2001-06-29 - slow and steady is funny
2001-06-27 - what i am pissed about today
2001-06-24 - clean apartment
2001-06-19 - ultimatewedding.com
2001-06-19 - diaryrings
2001-06-19 - stuff I can't afford
2001-06-19 - i'm looking for pound notes, loose change, bad checks, anything
2001-06-15 - one more paragraph (or: this is all i feel like writing now, because i am so lame)
2001-06-14 - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...freakin' nasty!
2001-06-14 - Intruder!!!
2001-06-12 - essay part 1
2001-06-11 - paranoia SUCKS
2001-06-06 - Money, Max, and Marriage
2001-06-05 - Hatbox and Stanley
2001-06-04 - Museums and Chicken
2001-05-24 - It Came from Warner Hall
2001-05-23 - Letter, continued, and big news from the British Isles
2001-05-22 - the letter
2001-05-22 - Day 1