11 April 2004 - 9:23 p.m.

Gus just bought a small, cheap computer so that we can control our CD changer and video game emulators from our entertainment center after we get married, and our other computers can be kept in the office.

Yeah, computers plural.

This means that the Kotter household, much like CoMputer U, will have more computers that people. Unless Hatbox learns how to use a mouse that is not stuffed with catnip.

I think a cat using a computer would be the cutest thing ever. No one else seems to agree. Fuckers.

What I'm wearing: White sweater and fat pants. And cats with socks.

What I'm reading: King Lear (again).

What I'm doing after this: Writing a paper on King Lear, I hope.