14 April 2004 - 2:59 p.m.

It's a long story, but last night I discovered I'm quite good at making bridal shower invitations when in a pinch.

So, you know, if anyone requires those services, here's the guestbook.

It's almost a shame that I'm sending these cute pink, hot pink, and green cards to my boring old fam, and my Senators are getting this in purple penmanship on yellow legal.

Hey, that sounds like a deli sandwich!

Then again, the whole reason they're called grassroots politics has nothing to do with the aesthetic value of the roots of grass. That aesthetic value being nil.

Dudes, I'm serious, follow the link and write to the powerful old white men who get paid to make decisions for you. And think of the combinations! Pencil on scrap paper! Gel pen on napkins! Crayola on brown paper bags! Hoo-di-hoo!

What I'm wearing: Camel sweater, pj pants.

What I'm reading: The New Auteurs.

What I'm doing after this: Looking for some stuff I can't find.