15 January 2002 - 4:28 p.m.

Guess what? this guy got a diary. Now if the Man finds out about his drinking binges (all two of them) it's not exclusively my fault.

Whoever found my page by searching for News+Radio+Hartman+porn is a big nasty choad. J'accuse, big nasty choad! Don't you know that this is Ty Pennington Central? And there were any naked tv stars prominently not featured, Ty Pennington would be that naked carpenter? Let Phil Hartman rest in peace while I refrain from posting live nude Trading Spaces porn pics pix hot barely legal carpenter-on-carpenter action.

Which reminds me, I am never going to be on tv because fanfiction is just so dirty and wrong. Which is not to say that you shouldn't post your Ty Pennington fanfiction in my guestbook. I'll probably delete it before reading it, but what would Ty Pennington Central be without a little fanfiction?

Don't anwer that, particularly not with something true like, "um, your diary?"

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