29 March 2003 - 2:24 p.m.

If you live in VA and your driver's license has been suspended, and you are on record at the DMV as having MY social security number, please sign my guestbook so I can figure out who the fuck you are.

Despite much drama and trauma at the DMV today, I actually passed my road test! Whee! And it only took me seven years. Golly. I guess my dad was right when he claimed that you can do anything, as long as you get pissed off enough at the idea of not doing it.

He's a reg'lar sage, I tell ya.

What I'm wearing: Gus' shirt and some red silk shorts.

What I'm reading: Gus' nap-breathing.

What I'm doing after this: Possibly driving somewhere, 'cause I can.