03 September 2003 - 11:42 p.m.

Tell your friends who are inclined to do such things to pray that JP gets a research assistantship. She is broke and needs to pay for gas so she can go to school and learn how to be a giant wanker from everyone in her program.

Also ask them to pray that she didn't leave her lights on yesterday morning.

And, you know, that she starts talking about herself in the first person again.

Onion rings at the Squirrel Hill Cafe are good and cheap.

What I'm wearing: White long sleeved t-shirt and caro skirt (I'm incognito!)

What I'm reading: Gus watching Sports Night

What I'm doing after this: continuing to have a headache, I s'pose