28 April 2003 - 7:04 p.m.

In case you were wondering if getting serenaded with a parody of "Pettin' in the Park" (with neckers in question becoming clucking chickens) was the highlight of my day, I am here to tell you that it was.

What I'm wearing: I don't even know what color to call this dress, but it's flapperesque in nature.

What I'm reading: See above.

What I'm doing after this: Nursing a headache on the oh-so-comfortable grad lounge loveseat.