2001-07-13 - 3:36 p.m.

3:36 and all is well.

But why do I hate Ann Landers so? I wondered as I clicked on a link to her column today.

And I found this: "Dear Coach: You weren't the only one to speak up. Here's a letter that twirled my turban:"

You don't wear a fucking turban, Ann Landers. Don't pretend you do.

And so I turn to Mr. Blue, whose jewels of wisdom include: " Maybe you should offer to baby-sit for your friends and take the kiddoes around to museums and movies and let the parents stay home and have sex."

Rock over London, rock on Minnesota!

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