Hobbits, Libertarians
Circle I Limbo

Militant Vegans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Goths, Scientologists, Britney Spears
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists, The NRA
Circle IV Rolling Weights

DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Starbucks, George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Tom Ridge
Circle VII Burning Sands

The cast of Everybody Loves Raymond, Objectivists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Imperialists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell