29 April 2004 - 1:30 a.m.

It just took me 90 minutes to get me and two other people home.

Seriously, trying to get anywhere in Pittsburgh is some feat.

And then you have to find parking.

This is why I don't like to drive in cities. As long as my ass is still smaller than a ton of metal, the sidewalk is where its at.

Which might be why I always sort of end up parking on it.

I just can't stay away.

What I'm wearing: My feet smell!

What I'm reading: I am overwhelemed by the smell of my feet! Wha'haaaapen?

What I'm doing after this: Washing my damn feet!