22 October 2001 - 10:40 p.m.

Ever realize that your life is so lame, it could be a series of articles in The Onion?

Here are this weekend's headlines:

AREA PETOWNER "TOTALLY STOKED" ABOUT LACK OF CAT SHIT ON THE FLOOR: New, larger litter box contributes to cleaner linoleum

AREA FILM BUFF FINALLY SOBER ENOUGH TO STAY AWAKE THROUGH THIRTEEN DAYS, CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAY IT WAS ABOUT "THAT GUY" AND NOT THE KENNEDYS: Boyfriend guesses that the actor playing JFK would have had to look less like Sinatra

LOCAL TENANT MAY NOT HAVE TO GIVE UP APARTMENT, FIND NEW JOB: Landlady/boss offers sweetass research project

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AREA KITTEN SITS ON KEYBOARD, FUCKS UP DIARYLAND ENTRY

I think that about covers it.

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