28 May 2003 - 5:57 p.m.

I'm going to have to ask everyone to rent and watch more star-studded, big-budget musicals with ensemble casts, because you have not motherfucking lived until you have seen Angela Lansbury singing, in cockney accent, a song called, "How'd You Like to Spoon with Me?"

Yeah, I'm talking about the Murder, She Wrote lady, and I'm talking about the thing where one person lays down and curls their pelvic area around another person's ass.

You probably have to wash your eyes at this point, but really, do it on your way to Blockbuster.

What I'm wearing: Yellow sleeveless dress.

What I'm reading: "Rhapsody in Blue

What I'm doing after this: eating jambalaya