02 June 2003 - 1:05 a.m.

I just downloaded, among other things, "Sh-boom," by the Crew Cuts.

As if "Sh-boom" were a word. And the Crew Cuts wasn't a ridiculous name for a band.

Let's just agree to blame all this on an early childhood obession with the movie Clue, okay?

An early childhood obsession extending into early adulthood, perhaps.

Oh, come on! Miss Scarlet in green? Mrs. White in black? It was my introduction to irony!

What I'm wearing: Pink shirt, pink circle skirt with little terriers

What I'm reading: Madonna, "More"

What I'm doing after this: Pretending I'm not hungry, because I am officially out of food.