31 October 2003 - 12:25 p.m.

I know it's passe to be this lovely lady for Halloween:

But at least I'm not one of those poseurs who's never seen the movie.

Or one of those numbskulls who thinks it doesn't count as a sexy Halloween costume.

What I'm wearing: It's about to be bandages and a shroud.

What I'm reading: The mailman chuggin' along outside.

What I'm doing after this: Peeing, actually. I just realized I have to go.