24 September 2003 - 12:34 a.m.

You know that Gabe Kaplan diaryring I made the other night while drunk? (Scroll down for details/round-hair goodness.) Someone actually joined it out of pity.

I will say this much: I will accept pity on my own behalf, but not on behalf of Mr. K. I stand by my assertion that he is totally A-list, in spite of the fact that the bulk of his imdb resume consists of appearances on Battle of the Network Stars.

What I'm wearing: Um, it's actually just my underwear. I wasn't really planning on updating right now.

What I'm reading: Nothing, I was planning on being in bed by now.

What I'm doing after this: Being in bed.