7 May 2002 - 1:50 p.m.

So. This is what it's like being unemployed, by which I mean to say that being unemployed is really fucking rad!!

This morning I woke up and told Gus that I had decided just to go to work until I got fired. Apparently, this was a premonition. Yeah, baby!

Wanna know how it happened?

B was supposed to have a meeting with the ex, but the times got confused, so B, my boss, and I all sat around eating the lunch that had been ordered, talking about my finals and my summer plans and whatnot, when B asked, "Will Jenn be working here this summer?" And Da Boss Lady replied "No."

Imagine. Three years of hard work, loyalty, and office bonding severed with one syllable. I would have been sad, except I was too busy trying not to leap out of my seat and kiss someone.

I would be scared if I hadn't been waiting my entire life to become a poor writer.

Now I am going to do my homework. And sell all my books ASAP.

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