01 August 2003 - 4:10 p.m.

I think I hate Ben Affleck more than I hate Jason Biggs.

What the fuck kind of a name is Affleck anyway?

What else? I guess I shouldn't say which of my friends lusts after Kyle MacLachlan, but I will say it's really funny and unlikely.

Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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What I'm wearing: Pink dress

What I'm reading: Nothin'

What I'm doing after this: Nothin'