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2001-07-20 - 11:47 a.m. The Jennoirs FAQOk, this is not necessary, unless you happen to stumble across my page today and don't feel like reading old entries. And I'm feeling pretentious after learning a thimbleful of html. Jenn's Diary FAQ: Q: Who is Jenn? A: In the interest of time, she is the person who keeps this diary. Q: Who is Hatbox? A: The cutest cat ever. With the exception of Chococat, of course. Q: Speaking of Chococat, what's with your diary's new look? Why is it so cool? A: Well, that would be thanks to Gus and his mad teaching skills. And the fact that I was inspired by the DiaryLand Beautification project. Because as much as I heart D-land, they don't give us much in the way of non-ass looking templates. Q: But who the hell is Gus? A: He's my boyfriend. He's a computer science major. And yet, we coexist. Ain't love a kick in the head? Q: Who is your favorite Beatle? A: George. For a few reasons, and in no particular order. 1.) Aside from not aging well, I think he was the best looking Beatle. 2.) I like his songs. 3) He was true to himself, not in a "I have to be all cool and alternative" way, but in an "I'm not going to sell out because it's all about the music - crap, Eric Clapton loves my wife!"way. 4.) He was the best actor. 5.) He is nicest to me in the dreams I have about the Beatles. 6.) In the words of my Rock'n'Roll Film Festival professor: "Yeah, George is the one you'd want to talk to in the morning." 7.) He is Cynthia Plaster Caster's favorite. Which is not a reason to like George so much as something I have in common with Cynthia. And you can never have too much in common with Cynthia Plaster Caster. Q: Who is Penny Hatpin? A: I'm not at liberty to say. However, I am working on a way give aliases to everyone with whom I work, just in case. Jess suggested totally random names like Phil Donahue, but that might confuse even me. Q: How do you REALLY feel about FAQs? A: Well, let me ask you this. How often are FAQs actually made up of real qustions people REALLY asked? I might not feel the need to satirize them just to crack myself up, if I didn't think they were totally artificial, by and large. Q: What are you doing right now? A: The most gratifying part of my job - tearing up the applications of people who didn't win various scholarships. Not that I don't feel sorry for the losers, just that getting paid to release some of my pent-up office frustration makes my day a little more bearable. Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Meeting leftovers - good lentils and ass dolmathes. Q: Anything interesting in those scholarship apps? A: Here's quite the little gem: "One decision I made before most of my peers was to start collage at 16." That's funny, most teen girls start making their post-elementary school collages at around the age of 12 or 13, to extol the radness of their friends and crush objects. No wonder this chick was #17 on the wait list. Q: Anyting else we should know. A: Not really. Except that at this moment, I am being seized with an urge to lean back in my rolly chair, take a swig of my Coke, and sigh, "Ahhh, FAQs. Taking online vanity to a whole new level." What I'm wearing: What I'm reading: What I'm doing after this: - - 07 May 2005 Wheee! - 02 November 2004 Inside of my fridge. - 28 October 2004 TV is Stupid. - 24 September 2004 "The only paperback writer who would drive a Buick is like, Tom Clancy." -Gus - 20 September 2004 |