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09 August 2004 - 8:54 p.m. I like surveys. They remind me of high school, which I actually enjoyed.LAYER ONE: -- Name: Jenn -- Nickname: JP, Mrs. kprevas -- Birth date: 12/19 -- Birthplace: Like, 25 blocks from here. -- Current location: A gentrified section of Pittsburgh. -- Eye color: Blue. -- Hair color: Brownish. -- Height: 5'2". -- Righty or lefty: righty. LAYER TWO -- Your heritage: Italian, Scottish, English, Slovak. -- Your weakness: Kitties. -- Your fears: Death and stuff that causes death. You know. -- Your perfect pizza: Changes all the time. -- Goal you'd like to achieve: I'd like to have a small dog, probably named after a wealthy and/or handsome Meditteranean male (Aristotle Onassis or Marcello Mastroianni, maybe) and carry it around in my purse. LAYER THREE -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: Right. -- Your thoughts first waking up: Whole bed time! -- Your best physical feature: I am roughly the size of a pint. -- Your bedtime: Jetlagged. -- Your most missed memory: What the crap does that mean? LAYER FOUR -- Soda: Coke, maybe twice a year. -- Fast food joint: Wendy's. -- Single or group dates: Neither. -- Adidas or Nike: I don't wear athletic shoes. -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Unsweet tea. -- Chocolate or vanilla: Coffee. -- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappucino IS coffee. LAYER FIVE -- Smoke: Very rarely, and usually South of the Mason/Dixon line, or while in the presence of famous subculture theorists. -- Cuss: Fuckin'a! -- Sing: Only when highly intoxicated. -- Take a shower every day: No way, dude! Water is more scarce than we think. -- Have a crush(es): regularly. -- Do you think you've been in love: I'm married. -- Want to go to college: Everywhere. -- Liked high school: Yes. I really did learn a lot there. But it was not for wimps. -- Want to get married: Done. -- Believe in yourself: Very rarely, and usually South of the Mason/Dixon line, or while in the presence of famous subculture theorists. -- Get motion sickness: Almost never. -- Think you're attractive: Almost always. -- Think you're a health freak: No. -- Get along with your parents: Yes. -- Like thunderstorms: Yes. -- Play an instrument: Not currently. LAYER SIX In the past month... -- Drank alcohol: Almost every day. -- Smoked: No. -- Done a drug: Ibuprofen? -- Had sex: I don't shag and tell. However, it's public knowledge that I was on my honeymoon. -- Made out: See above. -- Gone on a date: I was too busy being on my honeymoon. -- Gone to the mall: See above. -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Ew. -- Eaten sushi: Yes. -- Been on stage: No. -- Gone skating: Skating? -- Made homemade cookies: No. -- Gone skinny-dipping: I wish. -- Dyed your hair: No. -- Stolen anything: No. LAYER SEVEN Ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Shh! -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes, but not for a long time. -- Been caught doing something: Something bad? -- Been called a tease: Called? I had business cards made, bitch! -- Gotten beaten up: I'm not in the mafia. -- Shoplifted: No. -- Changed who you were to fit in: Not since elementary school. LAYER EIGHT -- Age you hope to be married: Don't care. -- Numbers and names of children: Probably we'll have a son and name it William. Other than that, we'll see what happens. -- Describe your dream wedding: Click here. -- How do you want to die: I don't. -- Where do you want to go to college: Duke. -- What do you want to be when you grow up: A dog's mom. -- What country would you most like to visit: Italy, again. LAYER NINE In a guy... -- Best eye color: Don't care. -- Best hair color: Don't care. -- Short or long hair: Short, unless he is in a good band. -- Height: Whatever. -- Best weight: Proportionate. -- Best articles of clothing: Shirts with collars and buttons. -- Best first date location: Somewhere with food. -- Best first kiss location: Somewhere with food. LAYER TEN -- Number of drugs taken illegally: Does this mean number of illegal drugs taken (none), or number of drugs taken illegal (quite a few drinks consumed while under age). -- Number of people I could trust with my life: I am sure of maybe 8-12, but I bet there are a bunch more I'm underestimating. -- Number of CDs that I own: 150-ish. -- Number of piercing: 1 per ear. -- Number of tattoos: None. -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: A bunch, bt never for anything important. -- Number of scars on my body: One on my thumb. -- Number of things in my past that I regret: Big things or little things? HAVE YOU EVER- -- Lied? Of course! I'm getting better, though. I used to just make shit up to entertain myself. -- Run away? No. -- Broken a bone? No, knock on wood. -- Failed a class? I think not. -- Been in a fist fight? Not in a Sharks and Jets sense, but I was pretty tough as a litte kid. -- Dyed your hair? Yes. -- Gotten in a car accident? Yes, unfortunately. But it wasn't my fault. -- Met a famous person? Yeah, but nobody really awesome. -- Driven illegally? Indeed. -- Thrown a temper tantrum? Frequently. -- Been suspended? Never. -- Been expelled? Of course not. -- Given the finger? I love the finger! -- Rebelled against authority? I AM authority! -- Been in jail? Maybe someday... -- Overcharged your credit card? Ooops. RIGHT NOW.... -- What are you listening to?: Gus typing -- What are you watching? Nothing. -- What time is it? 9:33. -- What are you wearing? My husband's pajamas. -- What are you drinking? Water. -- Eating? Nothing. -- Got both hands on the keyboard? Yes. -- You sure bout that? No, I'm not sure. Surveys get me hot, hot hot! -- Who are you talking to? No one. -- What other windows do you have opened? None. -- How bored are you? Significantly. -- Be anywhere, where would you be? In bed. What I'm wearing: See above. What I'm reading: See above. What I'm doing after this: Brushing my teeth. - - 07 May 2005 Wheee! - 02 November 2004 Inside of my fridge. - 28 October 2004 TV is Stupid. - 24 September 2004 "The only paperback writer who would drive a Buick is like, Tom Clancy." -Gus - 20 September 2004 |